Joke about a couple of birds.......?

I love birds and I love cats! Best joke that I've heard in months! Thanks Mr. Cardinal! xox And a star too!

Why do we paint Zionist as Jewish saviors when they collaborated with Hitler?

i tell you what else is funny hitler spent years building up and modernising his amy and equipment until it was the most powerful war machine in the world with the sole purpose to invade Europe not because he thought he looked good in uniform or he had a thing for soldiers the only thing on his mind was world domination and that was on his mind long before he came to power so anyway after spending years getting ready all he needs is a excuse he just needs someone to look over at the most powerful war machine in the world which he called his military and pick a fight and what do you know the polls did just that thus giving hitler the right to declare war on everyone and bomb everyone not to mention all the jews he murdered as and when the mood took him and to think it was the polls that started all that because hitler was a decent upstanding member of the master race really and even though he had been planning world domination and the invasion of Europe for years and was now ready to do it.it wasn't down to him it was the polls the funny thing is just look at from hitlers point of view there he is at the starting blocks every thing in place raring to go the only problem is he needs a world war not the sort of thing that just drops in your lap next thing what do you know but that is exactly what happens the polls go and start ww2 i bet he couldn't believe his luck that's probably why he did that blitzkrieg it wasn't planned he was just worried they might change there minds and call the war off and the chances of someone else starting one were to slim he would of been sat there with a mive army hell bent on world domination and no dam war nightmare or at least that's what you want us to believe i suppose he felt that bad about bombing london he didn't get a wink of sleep and coventry gave the poor soul nightmares you dam Nazi

Will the next fear of disease for the UK be Elephant Flu?

My dog's got canine flu..I took him to the Vet and she said give him a bottle of Calpol so I did and now he's as high as a kite...

What do I tell my psychiatrist tomorrow? I have an evaluation.?

OK so I'll try to make this short. I have really bad anxiety, panic disorder, and attention deficit disorder. I started using crystal meth primarily for weight loss about 6 months ago. At first it was excellent because I lost weight, but also it helped me be really productive at work, i stopped procrastinatig for everything, and I was able to accomplish more. I never felt "high" just more energetic, less tired, and more productive. Then my face started caving in and I started looking like a crackhead and eventually started getting a little crazy -- I thought the IRS was following me and I attempted suicide twice. I left the hospital AMA with my previous psychitrist so he then discharged me from his medical care. I quit my job and things are horrible but I decided I wanted to go back to school. I'm 25 very smart but just can't seem to focus on one task. I heard Adderall works wonders but a lot of doctors frown upon people with drug abuse history or addictions. I really want to graduate college so I can have a few more options available to me and to make my parents proud. Plus i'm WAY too smart not too. I really would like an Adderall prescription. What things should I tell my psychiatrist to help get an Adderall prescription. By the way I heard it is an obesity medicine as well and since I am addicted to food and cant stop eating. It's hard for me to buy groceries because i eat it all in like 2 days. I am rapidly gaining the weight back and exercise doesnt seem to work because i exercise just so i can eat more. Ive tried therapy and nothing seems to work. My social anxiety disorder was probably the number one issue that I was dealing with but now my ADHD is since I am starting school soon and I have no idea how I will be able to study, listen to lectures, read text books. I can't even focus on this it was so hard to write this. HELP!

Tatics to defeat Emrakul, the Aeons Torn?

mtg fans i need some help. this cars "Emrakul, the Aeons Torn" is tormenting all my decks except a few over powered decks like artifact, sliver, and flucuator. but those decks are hit and miss and if i don't destroy him by the time "Emrakul, the Aeons Torn" comes out im screwed. any ideas on destroying it. i understand it has protection for all colored spells so artifacts could own it, if i take control with shackles. any input or other strategies

Ok I made up my mind about the fake baby staff....?

i so agree with you,i was the same to my fella," look at her,she cant even hold a baby properly,poor bab,the neck isnt being supported" she was weird, and to spend nearly �300 on a doll is nutty, fair enough,the baby wont get it dirty or grow out of it, but isnt that what having a baby is all about? a mother cares,cleans,calms,comforts and nurtures their babies, but she was so snobby that she wanted to pick her baby off a shelf, as long as its quiet and clean,she's happy,thank god she didnt have a really baby because she is selfish,and her husband just agrees with her for a quieter life,she needs sectioning, i think the babies are lovely,i've seen them on ebay myself,but her obsession is just too much! she'll end up a lonely old woman and none of her offspring will be there to look after her lol:-) and what a mother she would make,apparently she changed her baby(in the tacky clothes) and washed her hair,but took 2 days to notice that she had a crack in her head,report her to nspcc or social services lol

What are your thoughts on this verse from the Bible?

Yes, it is faith, too, that separates us from the atheists. They have none, so they fail to understand and be able to feel God's true presence. The only verse I failed to understand is the one ..."faith of a mustard seed, you can move mountains." I feel I have that faith, but have never been able to move a mountain! Hmmm....God Bless.