What would you do if you saw a guy in a turban carry a container of dihydrogen monoxide onto a bus?

If you had any idea of the amount of chemical energy that went into the creation of the dihydrogen monoxide you would not make such a joke! You realize, of course, it is one of the most powerful polar solvents on Earth? It has already contaminated almost all of our rivers, lakes, and oceans, but here in Arizona we have succeeeded in removing all the DHMO contamination from some of our largest rivers.